The 16 Funniest Basset Hound Jokes You Should Tell

by Mary Clark

If you love basset hounds and want a laugh, then you’re in the right place!!!

#1 What is worse than a basset hound howling at the moon?

Two bassets howling at the moon.

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#2 The girl: – I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short!

Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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#3 How can you make a basset hound fast?

Take away its food!

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#4 Why did the basset owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

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