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The 16 Funniest Basset Hound Jokes You Should Tell

Published: · Modified: by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

If you love Basset Hounds and want a good laugh, then you’re in the right place! Here are 16 funniest Basset Hound jokes worth sharing.

#1 What is worse than a basset hound howling at the moon?

Basset Hound howling while sitting in the garden
Two bassets howling at the moon.

#2 The girl: – I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short!

basset hound walking on the street
Clerk: Too short? Why all four of them touch the floor.

#3 How can you make a basset hound fast?

basset hound with its paws on the table and begging face
Take away its food!

#4 Why did the basset owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

basset hound sleeping on the couch
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

#5 What side of the basset has the most fur?

basset hound puppy sitting on the floor with its long ears almost on the floor
A: The Outside.

#6 What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?

basset hound drinking coke in the car
A hot-weiler!

#7 How many hairs are in a basset’s tail?

basset hound running in the field
None. They are all on the outside.

#8 What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

basset hound resting on the lawn beside the tulip flowers
A bud hound!

#9 How did the basset make anti-freeze?

basset hound lying with its ears stretch to the bed
He stole her blanket.

#10 What is the difference between a basset and a mailbox?

basset hound in the mail box
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

#11 What's a basset favorite hobby?

basset hound happy while sitting in the garden and closing its eyes
Collecting fleas!

#12 When is the most likely time that a basset will walk into your house?

basset hound sitting on the bench with its sad face
When the door is open!

#13 What is a basset’s favorite food?

basset hound in the arms of its owner while watching her eat
Anything that is on your plate!

#14 What do you say to a basset before he eats?

basset hound sitting on the couch with its begging eyes
A: Bone appetite!

#15 What dog takes the money and runs fast!

basset hound sitting on the table in the backyard
A payhound!

#16 Emma: Have you heard about the girl looking at a basset puppy in a pet shop. She’s a bit uncertain about the purchase?

basset hound in its grumpy face sitting in the pushcart at the grocery store while wearing a colorful stylish beanie
Doris: No?
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