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10 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Weimaraners

Published: Dec 23, 2018 · Modified: Mar 27, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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Introducing another threatening species: Weimaraners. We think Weimaraners may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let their sleek mouse-gray to silver-gray coat and light amber, blue-gray, or gray eyes manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 14 reasons why you should never own Weimaraners. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

Table of Contents

  • #1 Weimaraner puppies are just terrifying…
  • #2 They don’t like to play
  • #3 These dogs just never listen to you
  • #4 They will never make you laugh
  • #5 You never know when they take a break #6 They know what look to give you when they want something from you.
  • #7 They won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.
  • #8 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day. #9 They’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
  • #10 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

#1 Weimaraner puppies are just terrifying…

Weimaraner sitting on the couch with its curious face
I see you eating. Can I have a bite too?

#2 They don’t like to play

Weimaraner carrying a big twig on its mouth
Got you a present, I thought you'd like it...

#3 These dogs just never listen to you

pack Weimaraner dogs
Look at her taking another bite all by herself...

#4 They will never make you laugh

Weimaraner dog with shock face wearing a cute sweater
Wait.. I'm not human?

#5 You never know when they take a break
Weimaraner dog sleeping while hugging each other
#6 They know what look to give you when they want something from you.

Weimaraner with cringey face
Cringe!!

#7 They won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.

Weimaraner sitting on the couch while looking at the laptop
According to this article, I can't read...

#8 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#9 They’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

Weimaraner dog peeking outside the window
Waiting for my food delivery

#10 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

Weimaraner looking back while holding a remote on its mouth

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