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70 Funny Cat Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh Every Time

Cats can be hilarious to be with, now why can’t we just make a joke out of cat.

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  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A: A sourpuss!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry
  • Q: What song does a cat like best? A: Three Blind Mice.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite!
  • Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain
  • Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree?A. Because it was afraid of the bark!
  • Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing’ taxi cabs!
  • Q: What do cats like to read? A: Cat-alogues!
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  • Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show!
  • Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross? A: A first-aid Kit.
  • Q: Why can’t a leopard hide? A: Because he’s always spotted!
  • Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army? A: They both wear stripes!
  • Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? A. To the mewseum.
  • Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half!
  • Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
  • Q: What do tigers wear in bed? A: Stripey pyjamas!
  • Q. Why do cats make terrible story tellers?A. They only have one tail.
  • Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
  • Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? A: Purrrple!
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  • Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? A: ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite!
  • Q: What is a French cat’s favorite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse!
  • Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? A. Catch!
  • Q: Why shouldn’t you kidnap the kitten, Keanu? A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
  • Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? A: a duck-filled platy puss.
  • Q. What do cats read in the morning? A. Mewspapers!
  • Q. What is a cat’s favourite color? A. Purrr-ple
  • Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
  • Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? A: She had a litter of mittens.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A: A stripey jumper!
  • Q: What is smarter than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee!
  • Q: Have you ever seen a catfish? A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?
  • Q: Why did the cat go to medical school? A: To become a first aid kit
  • Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs? A: Petsylvania
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A: A peeping tom.
  • Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? A: Purrr-ple
  • Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? A: Catch!
  • Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? A: None, because they were copycats!
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  • Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
  • Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me.
  • Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? A: Just kitten.
  • Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
  • Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling? A. Alley cats!
  • Q: Why did the cat wear a dress? A: She was feline fine.
  • Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I’m paw!
  • Q. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A. A Furrari.
  • Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive.
  • Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left? A. None. They were all copy cats!
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  • Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? A: The purrpatrator.
  • Q: Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas? A: Because he has sandy claws!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater!
  • Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: ‘Claws.’
  • Q: How do you get a wet pussy? A: Put it in the shower.
  • Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? A: An aunt-eater!
  • Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
  • Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater!
  • Q: What do you call a cat that wears make up? A: Glamourpuss.
  • Q: What did the alien say to the cat? A: Take me to your litter.
  • Q: Why are cats good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives!
  • Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!
  • Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?A. Mice Crispies.
  • Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November? A: Hillary Kitten.
  • Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
  • Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A: A stri-ped!
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  • Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? A: To the mewseum
  • Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A: A car-pet
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman!
  • Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
  • Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?A. Because he’s always spotted.