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23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Schnauzers

#1 Firstly, Schnauzers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 Schnauzers can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 That’s when Schnauzers are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Schnauzers don’t mix.

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?