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20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own French Bulldogs

Published: Nov 27, 2018 · Modified: Jul 30, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think French Bulldogs are atrocious animals.

Finally, we have decided to forward proof to support this argument. Here are 14 reasons why you should never own such monsters.

Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
A French Bulldog lying inside a louis vuitton bag in the car
#2 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
A French Bulldog puppy lying on the bed with small tongue sticking out on the side of its mouth
#3 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
A French Bulldog sitting on the chair while peeking at the bread on the table
#4 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
A French Bulldog puppy sitting on the bed with its sad face
#5 They don’t understand anything.
A French Bulldog puppy sitting on the floor while tilting its head
#6 They’re terrible liars too!
A French Bulldog lying on the couch photo with text - I'm so glad you're home. Somebody pooped in the hallway!
#7 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
A French Bulldog in the drivers seat with its front legs are on the steering wheel
#8 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
A French Bulldog puppy sleeping on the chair in the front porch
#9 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
A French Bulldog lying on its back on the couch
#10 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
A pack of French Bulldogs sitting on the stairway
#11 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
A French Bulldog sitting in a swing at the park
#12 Because, clearly, children and French Bulldogs don’t mix.
A French Bulldog sitting on the pavement in the front of a child
#13 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
A French Bulldog puppy in the lap of a woman while biting its tennis ball
#14 They’re just horrible, right?
two French Bulldog puppies sitting on the carpet with their adorable begging faces
#15 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
A French Bulldog sitting in the sand while looking up with smudged sand on its face
#16 And they can’t even dance well.
A black French Bulldog splitting on the floor
#17 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
A French Bulldog sitting on its bed with sock on the floor
#18 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
A white French Bulldog standing up in the shopping cart
#19 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Frenchie.
A French Bulldog inside its bed in the car
#20 Don’t get a French Bulldog if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

cute adorable face of a white French Bulldog on the shoulders of a man

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