Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.
We have decided to forward proofs to support this argument and deter you from making your life a living hell. Here are 14 reasons why you should never adopt such monsters.
#1 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
![dachshunds mother and puppy sleeping on the floor](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-sleeping.jpg)
#2 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
![dachshunds walking in the garden](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-spy.jpg)
#3 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
![girl hugging dachhund](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-hug.jpg)
#4 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
![dachhund driving](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-driving-car.jpg)
#5 Because, clearly, children and Dachshunds don’t mix.
![dachshund and a kid playing](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-and-kid.jpg)
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
![dachshund staring](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/adorable-dachshund-puppy.jpg)
#7 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
![dachshund in swing](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-swing-1.jpg)
#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
![holding dachshund cute face in snow](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cute-dachshund-puppy.jpg)
#9 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
![dachshund in mud](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-in-mud.jpg)
#10 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Dachshund.
![dachshund wearing a colorful scarf](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-pup.jpg)
#11 Don’t get a Dachshund if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
![dachshund puppy looking at his owner](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cute-dachshund-pup-1.jpg)
#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
![dachshund standing on a sofa with socks](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-and-socks.jpg)
#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
![dachshund sticking out its tongue](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-tongue.jpg)
#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
![dachshund begging](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-begging.jpg)
#15 They’re bed hogs.
![dachshund sleeping soundly in bed](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-sleeping-in-bed.jpg)
#16 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
![group of dachshunds staring](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-gang.jpg)
#17 And they can’t even dance well.
![dachshund dancing on the beach](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-dance.jpg)
#18 And they don’t understand anything.
![dachshunds tilting its head](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-head-tilt.jpg)
#19 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
![dachshund sitting in the bathroom floor in between the owners shorts in his feet](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-in-toilet.jpg)
#20 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
![dachshund lying on its back showing its belly](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dachshund-belly-rub.jpg)