18 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Bernese Mountain Dogs

#1 From the moment they are born Bernese Mountain dogs are just terrifying…

#2 That’s when Bernese Mountain dogs are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#3 Because, clearly, children and Bernese Mountain dogs don’t mix.

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#5 They’re just horrible, right?