Are you thinking about adopting a Dog? We warn you NOT to get a Bernese Mountain Dogs. These species are atrocious and will make your life miserable.
To prove this, here 18 reasons why you should never own such creepy creatures.
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#1 From the moment they are born Bernese Mountain dogs are just terrifying…
![Bernese Mountain dog showing it paws](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-puppy.jpg)
#2 That’s when Bernese Mountain dogs are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
![sad Bernese Mountain dog in a swing](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-swing.jpg)
#3 Because, clearly, children and Bernese Mountain dogs don’t mix.
![Bernese Mountain dog selfie with a kid](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-child.jpg)
#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
![Bernese Mountain puppy sitting on a carpet](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-puppy-cute.jpg)
#5 They’re just horrible, right?
![Bernese Mountain puppy in a car](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-pup.jpg)
#6 Also Bernese Mountain dogs are messy. Really messy.
![Bernese Mountain with mud on its mouth](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-muddy.jpg)
#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
![Bernese Mountain puppy sleeping with its toy in his mouth](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-puppy-sleep-1.jpg)
#8 You never know when they take a break
![Bernese Mountain sleeping in the garden](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-sleep.jpg)
#9 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
![Bernese Mountain dogs standing on a couch staring at you](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dogs.jpg)
#10 Not only will Bernese Mountain dogs fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
![Bernese Mountain dog eating a cupcake stuff toy](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-cupcake.jpg)
#11 Bernese Mountain dogs are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
![cute Bernese Mountain puppy with a pacifier of mouth](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-pup-cute.jpg)
#12 Bernese Mountain dogs are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
![Bernese Mountain puppy resting on the floor](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-tongue-out.jpg)
#13 Bernese Mountain dogs NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
![Bernese Mountain dog's face in a couch](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-face.jpg)
#14 Although sometimes Bernese Mountain dogs are so independent it’s scary.
![Bernese Mountain dog with its face on the corner of the bed](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-sad.jpg)
#15 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
![Bernese Mountain puppy soundly sleeping in the bed with a little bit sunlight on its face](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-pup-nap.jpg)
#16 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
![Bernese Mountain dog meme, asking for food](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-begging.jpg)
#17 Bernese Mountain dogs are bed hogs!
![Bernese Mountain dog just woke up face in bed](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-dog-bed.jpg)
#18 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Bernese Mountain Dog!
![Bernese Mountain puppy tilting its head](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bernese-mountain-puppy-head-tilt.jpg)