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18 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Bernese Mountain Dogs

Published: Feb 13, 2019 · Modified: Mar 18, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

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Are you thinking about adopting a Dog? We warn you NOT to get a Bernese Mountain Dogs. These species are atrocious and will make your life miserable.

To prove this, here 18 reasons why you should never own such creepy creatures.

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  • #1 From the moment they are born Bernese Mountain dogs are just terrifying…
  • #2 That’s when Bernese Mountain dogs are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
  • #3 Because, clearly, children and Bernese Mountain dogs don’t mix.
  • #4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
  • #5 They’re just horrible, right?
  • #6 Also Bernese Mountain dogs are messy. Really messy.
  • #7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
  • #8 You never know when they take a break
  • #9 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
  • #10 Not only will Bernese Mountain dogs fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
  • #11 Bernese Mountain dogs are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
  • #12 Bernese Mountain dogs are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
  • #13 Bernese Mountain dogs NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
  • #14 Although sometimes Bernese Mountain dogs are so independent it’s scary.
  • #15 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
  • #16 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
  • #17 Bernese Mountain dogs are bed hogs!
  • #18 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Bernese Mountain Dog!

#1 From the moment they are born Bernese Mountain dogs are just terrifying…

Bernese Mountain dog showing it paws
Good job today!

#2 That’s when Bernese Mountain dogs are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

sad Bernese Mountain dog in a swing
I'm a little upset, no one's pushing me...

#3 Because, clearly, children and Bernese Mountain dogs don’t mix.

Bernese Mountain dog selfie with a kid
Selfie!

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

Bernese Mountain puppy sitting on a carpet
Are you going to eat that?

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

Bernese Mountain puppy in a car
Are we going to the park, mom?

#6 Also Bernese Mountain dogs are messy. Really messy.

Bernese Mountain with mud on its mouth
Don't freak out

#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

Bernese Mountain puppy sleeping with its toy in his mouth
I was playing but then I got tired..

#8 You never know when they take a break

Bernese Mountain sleeping in the garden
So tired..

#9 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

Bernese Mountain dogs standing on a couch staring at you
We don't always stare at you, but when we do, it's because you have food

#10 Not only will Bernese Mountain dogs fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

Bernese Mountain dog eating a cupcake stuff toy
I can't believe you betrayed me, I thought this was a real cupcake!

#11 Bernese Mountain dogs are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

cute Bernese Mountain puppy with a pacifier of mouth
I'm your baby dog

#12 Bernese Mountain dogs are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

Bernese Mountain puppy resting on the floor
I know, I know, I make your day complete

#13 Bernese Mountain dogs NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

Bernese Mountain dog's face in a couch
Looking at my favorite human

#14 Although sometimes Bernese Mountain dogs are so independent it’s scary.

Bernese Mountain dog with its face on the corner of the bed
Staring contest

#15 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

Bernese Mountain puppy soundly sleeping in the bed with a little bit sunlight on its face
This is what heaven sent looks like

#16 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

Bernese Mountain dog meme, asking for food
Are you?

#17 Bernese Mountain dogs are bed hogs!

Bernese Mountain dog just woke up face in bed
I just closed my eyes and it's morning already?

#18 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Bernese Mountain Dog!

Bernese Mountain puppy tilting its head
Are you sure though?
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