If you want to adopt a dog and considering a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel breed, we advise you not to. Here are 23 reasons why. This is a warning!
#1 Firstly, Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#4 Because, clearly, children and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels don’t mix.
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
#11 And they can’t even dance well.
#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#13 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#14 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#15 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#16 And they don’t understand anything.
#17 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#18 They will never make you laugh…
#19 They’re bed hogs.
#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#22 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
#23 Don’t get a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
