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16 Reasons To Never Adopt An English Bulldog

Published: Jul 16, 2022 by Elena Suslina · This post may contain affiliate links

English Bulldogs are great pets. They are adorable puppies. However, don’t let their cute appearance fool you, for these creatures cannot be trusted!

If you would like to adopt one, read our list below as we tell you the 16 reasons why this would be a huge mistake…

#1 English Bulldogs always look so cruel.

 English Bulldog in funny super hero costume, one is batman and the other is wonderwoman
No time for a picture, the world needs us!

#2 Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can’t hide that cruelty.

 English Bulldog with cute flower headband
so precious

#3 They’re so disgusting. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there.

 English Bulldogs wearing a cute pink tutu
twerk twerk

#4 Look at them! I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near this deathtrap.

six cute English Bulldogs in a baby crib
Cuteness overload!!

#5 They don’t even look cute sleeping… Just dangerous!

 English Bulldog puppy sleeping with its tongue sticking out
Sleep tight...

#6 I am seriously! They are so scary! Who would want to cuddle a bulldog?

cute english bulldog sleeping on its owner's lap
Master, don't move yet

#7 They hate car trips…

funny English Bulldogs in a car with one dog in the steering wheel and the other one on the footboard
Get in! I'll explain on the way!

#8 …and being anywhere outside

 English Bulldog with a silly face jumping on its owner
You're here! You're here!

#9 They are not friendly…

 English Bulldogs with cute matching sweater for christmas
I'm mom's favorite,
No, me!

#10 ….and don’t like children at all

 English Bulldog with a kid in the pool
So when is he gonna grow up?

#11 Have you ever seen a bulldog in a good mood? Me neither.

smiling English Bulldog at the park
THIS IS THE BEST DAY MY LIFE!

#12 Beware! They steal your food…

 English Bulldogs in the refrigirator
Ohh we thought you were asleep

#13 …and plan to destroy your house

 English Bulldog destroyed his stuffed toy
He started it

#14 So whatever you do…

 English Bulldog sitting on the bride's wedding gown
I object...

#15 Never, EVER adopt an English Bulldog!!!

 English Bulldog in box with a writing
Who first??

#16 It will be your huge mistake!!!

 English Bulldog with a pacifier
Baby dog
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