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14 Rules Dachshunds Have For You

#1 The Dachshunds are not allowed in the house.

#2 Okay, the Dachshund is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

#3 Okay, the Dachshund is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

#4 All right, the Dachshund is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.

#5 The Dachshund can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.