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14 Rules Dachshunds Have For You

Published: Mar 19, 2019 · Modified: Jun 22, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

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Whether you are a first-time Dachshund owner, haven't owned one in a long time, or are thinking of getting one, you should be prepared with this list of 14 rules Dachshunds have for you.

As the saying goes, "Dachshund train you; you don't train them."

#1 The Dachshunds are not allowed in the house.
two Dachshunds sleeping soundly in their bed
#2 Okay, the Dachshund is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Dachshund lying on the zebra printed bed
#3 Okay, the Dachshund is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Dachshund on the couch with its feet placed on the arm of the couch while staring with its begging eyes
#4 All right, the Dachshund is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
Dachshund on the bed while looking down
#5 The Dachshund can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
Dachshund lying on its side on top of the bed
#6 The Dachshund can sleep under the covers every night.
Dachshund snuggled with blanket on the bed while staring with its adorable eyes
#7 Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Dachshund.
Dachshund snuggled up in blanket on the bed
#8 Leave one pair of shoes out per day for me to chew on.
Dachshund lying on the grass while biting the lace of the shoe
#9 Socks… Kids slippers… Sweatshirts…
Dachshund lying down on the ground with black thing in its mouth
#10 Leave incredibly annoying squeeky toys!
showing a yellow duck stuffed toy to a Dachshund lying on the bed while staring with its adorable eyes
#11 Leave empty plastic water bottles!
Dachshund running with a plastic bottle in its mouth
#12 Leave rope toys!

Dachshund on the floor with a rope in its mouth
Credit: @DopeDogCo

#13 ….something edible for sure!
two Dachshunds sitting pretty on the floor while looking up with their begging eyes
#14 And, of course, walking and running outside!

Dachshund jumping over the green grass

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