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14 Reasons English Bulldogs Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Published: Mar 16, 2019 · Modified: May 7, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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Introducing another threatening species: English Bulldogs. We think English Bulldogs may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let these wrinkled flat faces with sweet personalities manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 14 reasons why English Bulldogs are the worst indoor dog breed of all time. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

Table of Contents

  • #1 They’re only using you.
  • #2 Can’t I be any more clear?
  • #3 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
  • #4 They pretend to be cute… #5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.
  • #6 Look, they’re already taking over.
  • #7 I told you!
  • #8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.
  • #9 Because they’re watching you.
  • #10 Your every move. #11 They’re fierce. #12 And they totally lack any form of manners.
  • #13 Wow, embarrassing much?
  • #14 How evil.

#1 They’re only using you.

English Bulldog in front of the table while looking back with its tongue out
All mine!

#2 Can’t I be any more clear?

English Bulldog sitting on the floor while wearing its bathrobe
Spa day.

#3 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

English Bulldog puppy sleeping on top of an English Bulldog adult on the couch
Another day to sleep...

#4 They pretend to be cute…
lady carrying an English Bulldog puppy
#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

English Bulldog sitting on the bed with it monkey stuffed toy
Are you gonna read me my bedtime story or not?

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

English Bulldog standing against the glass table with its begging face
Can I have a bite, please?

#7 I told you!

English Bulldog on the floor with spilled flour on the floor
It wasn't me!

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

English Bulldog sitting on the couch with a guy while watching tv
So... what are we watching?

#9 Because they’re watching you.

English Bulldog peeking from behind the cabinet while sitting on the floor
What are you eating? Can I have a bite too?

#10 Your every move.
English Bulldog puppy standing up by the window
#11 They’re fierce.
English Bulldog sitting on the floor with a cat stuffed toy in its mouth
#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

English Bulldog standing on the cover of the dishwasher
I'll show you how to correctly wash the dishes!

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

English Bulldog puppy sitting on the floor while leaning its forehead on the couch
You can't be mad forever??

#14 How evil.

English Bulldog wearing a red cape

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