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The 18 Best Jokes Ever About Labradors

Published: Oct 21, 2019 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

If you're a fan of Labradors and want a laugh, then you're in the right place because we've gathered here a bunch of labrador jokes from the web that will surely make you smile.

#1 Why don’t Labs bark at their feet?

clean feet paws of a Labrador lying down on the bed
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

#2 What happened when the Labrador Retriever went to the flea circus?

black Labrador on the couch chewing something
A: He stole the show!

#3 What did the Labrador Retriever say to the garden?

Labrador in the vegetable garden bed photo with a text
A: Lettuce Eat!

#4 Why did the Labrador Retriever cross the road?

chocolate Labrador sitting on the drivers seat of the car
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

#5 Whats large grey and makes no difference to Labrador Retrievers?

yellow Labrador squeezing tis face through the car seat
A: Never mind, it’s irrelliphant!

#6 Did you hear the Lab pizza joke?

white Labrador peeking behind the box of pizza
A: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

#7 Why dont Labrador Retrievers write with dull pencils?

Labrador sitting on the chair inside the classroom
A: Because there’s no point!

#8 What do Labs call empty jars of cheese whiz?

Labrador with its face on the peanut butter jar while lying on the floor
A: Cheese Was

#9 Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite musical instrument?

Labrador sitting on the floor while drooling with saliva and looking up with its begging face
A: The dinner bell!

#10 What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?

black Labrador enjoying the scalp massager
A: A Laboratory Retriever!

#11 Why do Labs hate the rain?

chocolate brown Labrador pressing its nose against the glass window
A: They don't want to step in a poodle!

#12 Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Labrador Retriever, or Mr. Bigger’s baby?

yellow Labrador puppy standing on the floor while smiling
A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

#13 What does a Lab and my phone have in common?

black Labrador sitting on the concrete while excitedly looking up photo with a text
A: They both have collar id!

#14 What do you call a cold Labrador Retriever?
black Labrador puppy with snow all over him while standing in the front door
#15 What happened when the Labrador Retriever swallowed a firefly?

black Labrador sitting on the floor under the sun
A: He smiled with de-light!

#16 “Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff.”
A short story about a talking Labrador for sale
#17 Whats a Labrador Retriever favorite comedian?

close up nose of a Labrador sitting on the grass
A: Growlcho Marx!

#18 What happened when the cat won the Black Lab beauty contest?

black Labrador lying on the floor with feather pillow fillers
A: a Cat-has-trophy!
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