27 Reasons Why Your English Bulldog Stares at You

#1 Why must you take so many photos of me hooman. I’d much rather get snackies.

#2 I want to go outside and/or get breakfast!

#3 I’d like to go for a walk.

#4 “Okay, are we done now? I wanna go back to my nap (or playing).”

#5 Am I a joke to you?

#6 I’m ready for dinner.

#7 “Did you find what I did wrong face?”

#8 Nigh nigh time.