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25 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Boston Terriers

Published: Nov 29, 2018 · Modified: Mar 16, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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If you want to adopt a puppy and consider a Boston Terrier breed, this article is for you. They are evil creatures, and we warn you not to proceed with this breed. Here are 25 Reasons why you should never own Boston Terriers.

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  • #1 Firstly, Boston Terriers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
  • #2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
  • #3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
  • #4 Because, clearly, children and Boston Terriers don’t mix.
  • #5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
  • #6 They’re just horrible, right?
  • #7 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
  • #8 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
  • #9 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
  • #10 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
  • #11 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
  • #12 And they can’t even dance well.
  • #13 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
  • #14 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
  • #15 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
  • #16 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
  • #17 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
  • #18 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
  • #19 And they don’t understand anything.
  • #20 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
  • #21 They’re bed hogs.
  • #22 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
  • #23 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
  • #24 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Boston Terrier.
  • #25 Don’t get a Boston Terrier if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

#1 Firstly, Boston Terriers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

boston terrier mug shot
Crime: Destroyed the paper towels

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

boston terrier gang
With the gang

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

boston terrier in a swing
Can I have a push?

#4 Because, clearly, children and Boston Terriers don’t mix.

boston terrier and a child in a chair
I thought I'd find this amusing

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

boston terrier in the car
Can I have treats?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

boston terrier puppy playing in the grass
Sometimes, you gotta stop to smell the flowers

#7 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

boston terrier puppy with dirt on mouth
This is what happens when you don't give me treats

#8 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

boston terrier in a washing machine
How can I help, mom?

#9 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

bosotn terrier in a dishwasher
You should be glad mom, I cleaned your dirty dish.

#10 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

sleeping boston terrier
I was going down but then I fell asleep

#11 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

boston terriers eating ice cream
Sharing is caring!

#12 And they can’t even dance well.

dancing boston terrier
Anyone can dance, they said

#13 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

boston terrier stealing socks
This make a good chew toy

#14 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

two boston terriers with their tongue out
I'd like to know what the wind tastes like

#15 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

boston terrier spies
Is there something wrong, human?

#16 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

cute boston terrier face
I'm not begging, just staring until you give me treats

#17 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

boston terrier driving
I have no idea what I'm doing

#18 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

sleeping boston terrier
Wake me up when Monday is over

#19 And they don’t understand anything.

boston terrier head tilt
Why do you call me "Get back"?

#20 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

boston terrier begging with an angry face
I heard you eating

#21 They’re bed hogs.

sleeping boston terrier
This bed is taken

#22 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

boston terrier in a push cart
I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here

#23 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

upside down boston terrier face
Silly human, why are you upside down?

#24 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Boston Terrier.

boston terrier with kiss mark in the head
Love you too mom!

#25 Don’t get a Boston Terrier if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

hugging boston terrier
Your baby forever
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