17 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Labradors

#1 They’re messy. Really messy.

#2 But do they care? Not at all.

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Labradors don’t mix.

#5 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.