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17 Pics That Prove Dachshunds Are Not The Funniest Dogs Everyone Says They Are

Published: Mar 12, 2019 · Modified: Mar 17, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

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Dachshunds are not funny at all. In fact, they are a threat to anyone. Once you get to know them, they get too demanding and tend to take too much of your time.

To prove this argument, here are 17 proofs for you to understand where this is coming from.

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  • #1 Only things missing are bubbles and candles!
  • #2 You don’t teach dachshunds… Dachshunds teach you..
  • #3 Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
  • #4 You go to work. I’ll be here when you come home.
  • #5 I’m off duty..
  • #6 Hello tiny friend!
  • #7 If it fits, I sits!
  • #8 If you take the toy I will personally send you an aggressive letter!!
  • #9 That shirt with that skirt? Becky, I know you can do better than that. That’s soooo last spring!
  • #10 Dude… I see smells and hear colors and taste sounds…
  • #11 Mission accomplished!
  • #12 Like a true gentleman!
  • #13 Come back, we need to talk.
  • #14 OK, so this is good for my dating profile, yes? – Who could resist?!
  • #15 Hard to remain sad after this happens!
  • #16 United needs to take note that this is what good PR looks like…
  • #17 The Dachshund’s just making sure you don’t watch things that you shouldn’t be watching on the internet …

#1 Only things missing are bubbles and candles!

dachshund peeking from the bathtub
Peek-a-boo

#2 You don’t teach dachshunds… Dachshunds teach you..

walking dachshunds in the grass
This is what you call, short walks!

#3 Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

dachshund carrying in his mouth a big trunk
I was wondering if you could throw this

#4 You go to work. I’ll be here when you come home.

dachshund face in a pillow
Every time you go to work, I always count the hours when you get home..

#5 I’m off duty..

sleeping dachshund in an office table
I can no longer do the adulting. Send help

#6 Hello tiny friend!

dachshund with a lady bug in its nose
Ladybug. must not move

#7 If it fits, I sits!

dachshund in a mail box
Hello Mr. Mailman, I've been expecting you.

#8 If you take the toy I will personally send you an aggressive letter!!

dachshund with a toy in its mouth
Are you bored?

#9 That shirt with that skirt? Becky, I know you can do better than that. That’s soooo last spring!

dachshund wearing her sleeping outfit
That look

#10 Dude… I see smells and hear colors and taste sounds…

smiling dachshund
The happiest day of my life

#11 Mission accomplished!

dachshund dog destroyed the tissue
The toilet paper will last longer if you use smaller pieces. You're welcome!

#12 Like a true gentleman!

dachshund dog with a dried leaves
On the way to surprise my human!

#13 Come back, we need to talk.

running dachshund dogs
Hurry!

#14 OK, so this is good for my dating profile, yes? – Who could resist?!

Shy dachshund dog
But...

#15 Hard to remain sad after this happens!

dachshund dog destroyed the tissue paper
I was bored mom

#16 United needs to take note that this is what good PR looks like…

dachshund dog in the airport with a pilot outfit
Dream come true!

#17 The Dachshund’s just making sure you don’t watch things that you shouldn’t be watching on the internet …

dachshund dog sleeping in laptop
Wake me up when it's the weekend
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