Dachshunds are not funny at all. In fact, they are a threat to anyone. Once you get to know them, they get too demanding and tend to take too much of your time.
To prove this argument, here are 17 proofs for you to understand where this is coming from.
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#1 Only things missing are bubbles and candles!
![dachshund peeking from the bathtub](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-bath-561x561.jpg)
#2 You don’t teach dachshunds… Dachshunds teach you..
![walking dachshunds in the grass](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-6-1-561x374.jpg)
#3 Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
![dachshund carrying in his mouth a big trunk](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-15-561x561.jpg)
#4 You go to work. I’ll be here when you come home.
![dachshund face in a pillow](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-16.jpg)
#5 I’m off duty..
![sleeping dachshund in an office table](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-17-561x561.jpg)
#6 Hello tiny friend!
![dachshund with a lady bug in its nose](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-10-561x561.jpg)
#7 If it fits, I sits!
![dachshund in a mail box](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-11-561x748.jpg)
#8 If you take the toy I will personally send you an aggressive letter!!
![dachshund with a toy in its mouth](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-12-561x615.jpg)
#9 That shirt with that skirt? Becky, I know you can do better than that. That’s soooo last spring!
![dachshund wearing her sleeping outfit](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-13.jpg)
#10 Dude… I see smells and hear colors and taste sounds…
![smiling dachshund](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-14.jpg)
#11 Mission accomplished!
![dachshund dog destroyed the tissue](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-2-6-561x561.jpg)
#12 Like a true gentleman!
![dachshund dog with a dried leaves](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-3-5-608x449.jpg)
#13 Come back, we need to talk.
![running dachshund dogs](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dogs-2.jpg)
#14 OK, so this is good for my dating profile, yes? – Who could resist?!
![Shy dachshund dog](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-4-5-561x546.jpg)
#15 Hard to remain sad after this happens!
![dachshund dog destroyed the tissue paper](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-5-3-561x748.jpg)
#16 United needs to take note that this is what good PR looks like…
![dachshund dog in the airport with a pilot outfit](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-7-1-608x742.jpg)
#17 The Dachshund’s just making sure you don’t watch things that you shouldn’t be watching on the internet …
![dachshund dog sleeping in laptop](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dachshund-dog-8-1.jpg)