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15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own English Mastiffs

Published: Mar 15, 2019 · Modified: Jul 7, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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Introducing another threatening species: English Mastiffs. We think English Mastiffs may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let their sad face manipulate you into adopting them.

Finally, we have decided to list 15 reasons why you should never own such manipulative creatures.

#1 Firstly, English Mastiffs are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
English Mastiff lying on the floor while peeking behind the torn wooden wall
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
three English Mastiff lined up standing inside the car trunk
#3 They are very bad around children.
English Mastiff sitting on the couch with a baby in front of him
#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
English Mastiff puppy standing on the floor with spilled dog food from a Tupperware
#5 They’re just horrible, right?
English Mastiff puppy standing on the concrete
#6 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
English Mastiff standing on the wooden floor while licking an ice cream
#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
English Mastiff sitting on the couch with its face resting across the chair in front of him
#8 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
English Mastiff lying on the floor with a toy in its mouth
#9 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
English Mastiff sitting in the back seat
#10 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
English Mastiff puppy lying on the floor with its tongue sticking out
#11 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
English Mastiff lying down sleeping on the bed with its paws in on the side of its wrinkled face
#12 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
English Mastiff sitting on the floor with its begging face
#13 They’re bed hogs.
English Mastiff sleeping on the bed with its face resting through the foot board
#14 We warn you once again: You should NOT get an English Mastiff.
English Mastiff puppy sitting on the floor with its sad face
#15 Don’t get an English Mastiff if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

English Mastiff sitting on the ground while putting its arms over the shoulder of a kid and smelling its face

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