15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own English Mastiffs

#1 Firstly, English Mastiffs are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 They are very bad around children.

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

#6 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!