15 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Own Dachshunds

#1 Dachshunds really aren’t that cute as puppies.

#2 If you have small children, the answer is likely no.

#3 They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.

#4 Don’t look in their eyes! Their eyes are their weapon!

#5 Forget about your food. They take care of it.

#6 Dachshunds never support you.