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15 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Own Dachshunds

Published: Jun 5, 2019 · Modified: Sep 30, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

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Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.

We have decided to forward proof to support this argument. Here are 15 reasons why you should never, EVER adopt or own such monsters.

#1 Dachshunds really aren’t that cute as puppies.
A Dachshund lying on the bed with its adorable face
#2 If you have small children, the answer is likely no.
A Dachshund looking outside the glass door next to a child holding its one front leg
#3 They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.
A Dachshund lying on the couch with a plate in its mouth
#4 Don’t look in their eyes! Their eyes are their weapon!
An adorable Dachshund puppy sitting on the floor
#5 Forget about your food. They take care of it.
A Dachshund eating the food on the plate on top of the table
#6 Dachshunds never support you.
A Dachshund lying on the lap of a person behind the laptop
#7 They never protect you.
A man and woman showing the fish while their Dachshund is trying to bite it
#8 They don’t like to swim!
A Dachshund swimming in the lake surrounded with dried branches
#9 The trouble with Dachshunds is that THEY don’t listen.
A Dachshund sitting on the floor next to the person's legs
#10 They’re NOT stylish.
A Dachshund wearing a raincoat while sitting on the floor
#11 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.
two Dachshunds lying on the couch while one is force smiling
#12 Dachshunds can NOT bring a smile on your face no matter how badly your day is going!
A Dachshund lying on the couch under the blanket
#13 Dachshunds absolutely HATE going on car rides.
A reflection of a Dachshund from the sidemirror with its head outside the window
#14 Sausage dogs never calm down, not even for a minute.
A Dachshund lying on the bed with its sad face
#15 In conclusion, dachshunds are yappy, annoying dogs who are always hyper.

A Dachshund lying on the bed

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