15 Funny Things About Dachshunds Only Owners Will Understand

Dachshunds or also know as Weiner dog. Sometimes called, doxies, sausages, and hot dogs are special dog breeds that have a long body and short feet, and are quite impossible to mistake them for another dog breed.

If you are a Dachshund owner, tell us how many on these funny lists of things about Dachshund that you can relate to!

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#1 You don’t own a Dachshund, they own you.

#2 A Dachshund thinks they are a big dog in a little body.

Dachshund dog on top of a big dog — Getting that big dog energy!

#3 Dachshunds Think Very Highly of Themselves?

#4 Dachshunds Aren’t Afraid to Let You Know What They Are Thinking

brown Dachshund lying on its side on the bed — Are we going to the park?

If they’re displeased with something you’re doing, they will let you know by giving you a dirty or skeptical look, demand barking, or doing something “naughty”.

#5 Dachshunds Are Stubborn and Super Smart?

Dachshund with apples around him and hanging apple on top of him in the garden — This is what you call "Balanced Diet"

They were bred to not back down or give up in the face of a threat.

#6 Dachshunds Will Train You, Not the Other Way Around

stylish Dachshund dog walking at the park — It's called Fashion, ever heard of it?

#7 Sometimes they’ll do something they know you like on their own just so you will give them a reward?.

Dachshund with long wavy hair sitting on the ground looking up — *pls* *pls*

#8 Dachshunds want their way how and when they want it.

Dachshund sitting on the floor with sunlight — Hello, Mr. Sun!

#9 Dachshunds Like to Bark?

#10 A Dachshund’s long ears always flip over.

Dachshund sitting on the couch with its cute face — Can I have snacks too?

#11 Dachshunds Are Great Snugglers

Dachshund in the bed with under the blanket with only its head showing — Where's my bedtime story?

#12 Rubbing a Dachshund’s Belly Can Be a Full-Time Job

Dachshund puppy lying in its bed — Belly rubs, please???

#13 Dachshunds Are Super Loyal

Dachshund on the ladder with its adorable face smiling — Whether you like it or not, I'm coming with you my lovely human

They get attached to their people, love to travel with you wherever you go, are always there to cheer you up when you are sad and love you for life.

#14 Dachshunds Can be Picky About Weather

Be prepared to meet some resistance if you try walking them in the rain (including going out to go potty) and be prepared to shovel a path if there is snow in your back yard.

#15 Friends. Dachshunds are THE most loyal dogs in the world.

brown Dachshund happy while walking at the park — Throw it maybe??

Once you’ve bonded with a dachshund they will be your friend for life???