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14 Reasons St Bernards Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are

Published: May 19, 2023 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think St Bernards are atrocious animals and not very friendly at all! Those who think otherwise obviously don't know the whole truth about them.

To support this argument, we have decided to list 14 reasons why St Bernards are not the friendly dogs everyone says they are.

#1 They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You.

St Bernard puppy sleeping on the car seat
Dreaming of treats...

#2 You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes.

excited St Bernard dog with its tongue sticking out
Treats! Treats! Treats!

#3 Can You Feel It?

St Bernard dog smiling
Smile!

#4 It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred.

happy St Bernard dog sitting on the floor while its tongue is sticking out
Time for my afternoon walkies!

#5 They Really Hate Being In Water.

St Bernard dog in the water
Feel so good in my belly...

#6 And Hate Being With You.
St Bernard dog lying on the ground closely to the feet of its owner
#7 Like Really Hate Being With You.

St Bernard dog sitting on the floor while looking out the window
Me awaiting for my order to arrive...

#8 They Can’t Make Friends.
St Bernard dog sitting on the couch with a pug
#9 It’s Not In Their Nature.
St Bernard sleeping on the couch with a cat
#10 Seriously!

Bernard with corgi dog
Hi there!

#11
St Bernard sleeping on the bed with another dog and human
#12 They Can’t Take A Joke.

St Bernard dog sitting on the floor leaning on the couch
Monday again??

#13 So Don’t Laugh At Them.

St Bernard sitting on the floor with the handle of a plunger on its mouth
Plunger? Never heard of it..

#14 Who’d Want A Dog Like That?

St Bernard dog at the park with its tongue sticking out

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