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14 Reasons Poodles Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Published: May 17, 2019 · Modified: Mar 19, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Poodles. We think they are the worst dog of all time.

This creature is a nightmare, they are terrifying, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.

To help you understand better, here are 14 reasons why poodles are the worst.

Table of Contents

  • #1 They’re only using you.
  • #2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
  • #3 Can’t I be any more clear?
  • #4 They pretend to be cute…
  • #5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.
  • #6 Look, they’re already taking over.
  • #7 I told you!
  • #8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.
  • #9 Because they’re watching you.
  • #10 Your every move.
  • #11 They’re fierce.
  • #12 And they totally lack any form of manners.
  • #13 Wow, embarrassing much?
  • #14 How evil.

#1 They’re only using you.

two Poodles sitting beside each other on a couch
Look at her eating all by herself

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

two Poodles sleeping on a couch
Stealing your sofa

#3 Can’t I be any more clear?

white poodle sleeping soundly in a couch
Dreaming of treats..

#4 They pretend to be cute…

white poodle standing and dancing
Anyone can dance!

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

two poodles lying on the couch
Lazy day on the couch...

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

two white poodles running
Did someone say treats?

#7 I told you!

happy poodle in a cradle while giving her belly rubs
Belly rubs are the best!

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

brown poodle looking at the coffee in a table
Ok, so where is my drink?...

#9 Because they’re watching you.

cute brown poodle puppy resting its chin on the pillow with a sad face
Can you stop working already, I'm bored...

#10 Your every move.

four poodles looking outside thru the window
Let us check if it's raining...

#11 They’re fierce.

cute brown poodle puppy pulling the towel with its mouth
Those sweet heart-melting eyes!!

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

brown poodle in bed, with a note that says
Guilty

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

white poodle sitting in the couch
When mom says "Dogs are not allowed on the couch"

#14 How evil.

poodle puppy sleeping on a couch while its one leg is hanging on the floor
Tired...

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