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12 Signs You Are A Crazy English Bulldog Person

Published: Feb 2, 2022 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Are you wondering if your obsession with English Bulldog is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 12 signs that you are a crazy English Bulldog Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up no denying that you are indeed a crazy Boxer Person! We might as well diagnose you with OEBD (Obsessive English Bulldog Disorder) and are proud of it!

#1 This is your ideal family dinner.
English Bulldog sitting on a chair with its face resting on top of the table
#2 You spend tons of money on English Bulldog toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
English Bulldog sitting on the floor with its toys
#3 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your English Bulldog is too painful.
a man carrying an English Bulldog in his arms
#4 English Bulldogs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy English Bulldog person.
four English Bulldogs sitting on the floor with its begging face
#5 You are a hit with every English Bulldog you meet.
a man carrying English Bulldog puppies
#6 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your English Bulldogs.
 English Bulldog board skating while wearing sunglasses
#7 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your English Bulldog.
English Bulldog on a girls shoulder sleeping
#8 Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bulldogs…
English Bulldog with a pacifier
#9 …because your English Bulldog is your child.
English Bulldog puppy in swing
#10 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see an English Bulldog you MUST say hello to him.
English Bulldog sitting on the chair with its paw up
#11 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future English Bulldogs.
English Bulldog puppies sitting on the floor
#12 Speaking of spoiling your English Bulldog, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.

English Bulldog with a birthday hat on top of its face while sitting on the floor in front of its cake

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