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12 Reasons Why You Should Never Own St Bernards

#1 Firstly, St Bernards are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#4 They are very bad around children

#5 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!