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12 Reasons Why You Should Never Own St Bernards

Published: Mar 9, 2019 · Modified: Mar 30, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT St Bernards.

Don't let these gentle giants fool you into adopting them, you don't know the whole truth!

Here are 12 reasons why you should never adopt such creatures.

Table of Contents

  • #1 Firstly, St Bernards are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
  • #2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
  • #3 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
  • #4 They are very bad around children
  • #5 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
  • #6 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
  • #7 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
  • #8 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
  • #9 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
  • #10 They’re bed hogs.
  • #11 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a St Bernard.
  • #12 Don’t get a St Bernard if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

#1 Firstly, St Bernards are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

photo of St Bernard dog in the kitchen with a guilty face and a text

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

St Bernard dog in the mountain

#3 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

St Bernard puppy sitting on the green grass
Waiting for my walkies

#4 They are very bad around children

kid hugging a St Bernard dog on the couch

#5 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

two St Bernard dogs eating icecream
Yum!

#6 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

St Bernard puppy sitting on the floor while staring
What do you mean, no more treats?

#7 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

St Bernard dog sitting on the passenger seat of the car
Like a boss.

#8 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

St Bernard dog in the between the seats of the car
Just love that new car smell

#9 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

St Bernard dog lying on the floor with its sad face
How can you say no to this face?

#10 They’re bed hogs.

St Bernard puppy with its begging face attempting to go to the bed
A little help, please?

#11 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a St Bernard.

St Bernard dog sitting on a bench in the forest while while its hand in the table and tongue sticking out
Excuse me, where's my food?

#12 Don’t get a St Bernard if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

two St Bernard dogs with a kid in the kitchen

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