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12 Reasons Why A Dachshund Shouldn’t Be Trusted

#1 He knows all he has to do is howl endlessly to get what he wants.

#2 Police: “She ate an entire family of four over the course of two days.” Me: “I’m sure they deserved it. Who’s a good little girl???”

#3 So serious, but you know fun is right there too!

#4 “Dachshunds Train You”

#5 Best receptionist ever!