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12 Reasons Schnauzers Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are

Published: Jan 18, 2022 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Schnauzers are atrocious animals and they aren't friendly at all!

For those of you people whoe think otherwise, weve decided to forward proofs to support this argument. Here are 12 reasons why they aren't the friendly dog everyone says they are.

#1 They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You

Schnauzer dog sleeping in weird position on the couch
Tired. Just tired..

#2 You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes.

happy Schnauzer puppy in the car
Are we going to the pet store? Yey!

#3 Can You Feel It?

Schnauzer dog with its smiling adorable face
Darling!

#4 It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred.

Schnauzer dog with happy face
Glad you're home!

#5 They Really Hate Being In Water.

Schnauzer dog swimming in the pool
Just keep swimming!

#6 And Hate Being With You.

group of Schnauzer dogs in their happy faces
This is what happiness looks like!

#7 Like Really Hate Being With You.

Schnauzer dog sleeping on its owners chest
Quick nap...

#8 They Can’t Make Friends.

Schnauzer dog with a cat sleeping on top of him.
A little help, please?

#9 It’s Not In Their Nature.

Schnauzers hugging each other while standing on its two feet at the beach
Nice to meet you!

#10 They Can’t Take A Joke.

two Schnauzers sitting on the chair head tilting

#11 So Don’t Laugh At Them.

Schnauzer dog with its face between the opening of the door
Excuse me, but why is this door closed?

#12 Who’d Want A Dog Like That?

Schnauzer dog resting on the sofa with its adorable face
Hello, my lovely hooman!
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