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14 Reasons Schnauzers Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Published: Apr 20, 2019 · Modified: Mar 16, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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If you think Schnauzer is the right dog breed for you, well, think again because this breed is the worst.

We are warning you. Don't adopt this breed. You are making a huge mistake! Here are 14 reasons why.

Table of Contents

  • #1 They’re only using you.
  • #2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
  • #3 Can’t I be any more clear?
  • #4 They pretend to be cute…
  • #5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.
  • #6 Look, they’re already taking over.
  • #7 I told you!
  • #8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.
  • #9 Because they’re watching you.
  • #10 Your every move.
  • #11 They’re fierce.
  • #12 And they totally lack any form of manners.
  • #13 Wow, embarrassing much?
  • #14 How evil.

#1 They’re only using you.

Schnauzers eating ice cream
Ice cream is always a good idea!

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

sleeping schnauzer
Super comfy in my bed. Do not disturb

#3 Can’t I be any more clear?

schnauzer sitting in a couch
Today, I am the master

#4 They pretend to be cute…

smiling schanauzer
Contagious smile.

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

grumpy schanauzer
Always grumpy in the morning

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

reading schanauzer in the couch
Can you turn down the TV? I'm trying to concentrate here.

#7 I told you!

schnauzer driving a boat
Get in! I'll explain later!

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

standing schanauzer
Excuse me, are my treats ready?

#9 Because they’re watching you.

schanauzer looking at you face
What do you mean "No"

#10 Your every move.

begging schnauzer
Not begging, just looking.

#11 They’re fierce.

chewing shoes schnauzer
Your expensive shoes, make a good toy.

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

funny position schnauzer
Not in the mood

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

two scary face schnauzers
Who's the good boy?

#14 How evil.

schnauzer driving
I'll explain later
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