If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Corgis.
This creature is a nightmare, they send shivers down your spine, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.
To support this argument, we've gathered up 23 reasons why you should never own such creatures.
Table of Contents
#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
![Corgi dog having a mugshot](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-guilty.jpg)
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
![Corgi with friends sitting on the floor and couch](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-gang.jpg)
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
![Corgi in swing](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-swing.jpg)
#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.
![Corgi dog with a kid in the bed](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-and-child.jpg)
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
![Corgi puppy lying on the floor with its chew toy](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-puppy.jpg)
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
![Corgi puppy sitting on the floor](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-pup.jpg)
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
![Corgi inside the washing machine](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-washing-machine.jpg)
#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
![Corgi standing on the dishwasher](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-dishwasher.jpg)
#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
![Corgi lying with its belly on the floor](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-tired.jpg)
#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
![Corgi licking icecream with a funny face](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-ice-cream.jpg)
#11 And they can’t even dance well.
![Corgi dog dancing](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-dance.jpg)
#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
![Corgi dog with socks on its mouth](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-thief.jpg)
#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
![Corgi dog sitting on the floor with its tongue sticking out](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-tongue.jpg)
#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
![Corgi dog looking out the window](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-spy.jpg)
#15 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
![Corgi dog driving the car](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-driver.jpg)
#16 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
![Corgi dog taking a nap with its tongue out](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-puppy-nap.jpg)
#17 And they don’t understand anything.
![Corgi head tilting](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-listen.jpg)
#18 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
![Corgi in between its owners knees with a begging face](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-begging.jpg)
#19 They’re bed hogs.
![Corgi dogs in bed sleeping](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgis-in-bed.jpg)
#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
![Corgi dog in a push cart in the market](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-shopping.jpg)
#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
![Corgi dog belly rubs](https://www.thepaws.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/corgi-belly-rubs.jpg)