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23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis

Published: Feb 14, 2019 · Modified: Mar 26, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Corgis.

This creature is a nightmare, they send shivers down your spine, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.

To support this argument, we've gathered up 23 reasons why you should never own such creatures.

#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

Corgi dog having a mugshot
Crime: Stealing hearts.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
Corgi with friends sitting on the floor and couch
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

Corgi in swing
Push, please.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.

Corgi dog with a kid in the bed
Ready for our bed time story!

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
Corgi puppy lying on the floor with its chew toy
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
Corgi puppy sitting on the floor
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

Corgi inside the washing machine
But you said take a bath..

#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

Corgi standing on the dishwasher
Ready to help!

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

Corgi lying with its belly on the floor
Officially done for the week!

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

Corgi licking icecream with a funny face
MUST.EAT.THAT.ICECREAM.

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

Corgi dog dancing
Anyone can dance!

#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

Corgi dog with socks on its mouth
Excuse me, but why is my chew toy on your socks drawer?

#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
Corgi dog sitting on the floor with its tongue sticking out
#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
Corgi dog looking out the window
#15 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

Corgi dog driving the car
I don't know what I'm doing...

#16 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

Corgi dog taking a nap with its tongue out
Dreaming of treats...

#17 And they don’t understand anything.

Corgi head tilting
What do you mean no more treats?

#18 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

Corgi in between its owners knees with a begging face
I see you eating. Can I have one too?

#19 They’re bed hogs.

Corgi dogs in bed sleeping
We saved you space though...

#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
Corgi dog in a push cart in the market
#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

Corgi dog belly rubs
Feels good!

#22 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Corgi.
happy Corgi at the park
#23 Don’t get a Corgi if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

Corgi puppy looking at you with adorable eyes inside the car

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