We are warning you, DO NOT adopt Basset Hounds. They are the worst, spine-shivering dog breeds of all time.
After so much brainstorming, we have finally decided to forward some arguments to prove where this is coming from.
Here are 23 reasons why you should never own such a scary creature.
#1 Basset Hound puppies are just terrifying…
#2 Firstly, Basset Hounds are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#3 Basset Hounds can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#4 That’s when Basset Hounds are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#5 Because, clearly, children and Basset Hounds don’t mix.
#6 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the pups are?
#7 They’re just horrible, right?
#8 Also Basset Hounds are messy. Really messy.
#9 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#10 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#11 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#12 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!
#13 Basset Hounds are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#14 Basset Hounds are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#15 And Basset Hounds are CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#16 Basset Hounds NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
#17 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#18 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#19 And Basset Hounds know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#20 Basset Hounds are bed hogs.
#21 Bassets are really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
#22 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#23 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Basset Hound.
