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15 Reasons Schnauzers Are The Worst Breed In The World

Published: May 26, 2019 · Modified: Sep 29, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

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We don't know how to say this, but Schnauzers aren't the dog breed for everyone. They make the worst type of pet.

If I were you, I would save myself from dealing with these 15 reasons why Schnauzers are the worst dogs in the world.

#1 They hate to cuddle.
adult and puppy Schnauzer lying on the backseat
#2 Schnauzers always look so ferocious.
A Schnauzer sitting on the pavement with its adorable face
#3 Those menacing eyes…
A Schnauzer sitting on the couch while tilting its head
#4 Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can’t hide that ferocity.
A Schnauzer sitting on the grass with yellow small flowers while smiling with its tongue out and a small yellow flower on top of its head
#5 And they’re so heinous. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there.
A Schnauzer lying on top of the lap of the person sitting in the driver's seat
#6 They hate napping.
two Schnauzer sleeping soundly on the couch
#7 They don’t even look cute sleeping! Just dangerous.
A Schnauzer sleeping on the couch with its stuffed toy
#8 Who would want to cuddle a schnauzer?
A Schnauzer puppy wearing a jacking while leaning on the side of a woman sitting in the backseat
#9 Schnauzers hate car trips…
A Schnauzer sitting in the backseat while smiling with its tongue out
#10 …and being anywhere outside the confines of their cold, dark cages.
two Schnauzer at the dog park
#11 A schnauzer will never listen to you when you tell it to “sit.”
A Schnauzer sitting in the carpet
#12 Have you ever seen a schnauzer in a good mood? Me neither.
A Schnauzer standing on the carpet while smiling
#13 They make terrible work dogs. No service abilities whatsoever.
A Schnauzer lying on the bed while wearing a glasses and face the phone
#14 There’s just no way to give them any personality.
A Schnauzer driving a boat while wearing glasses
#15 We are convinced: Schnauzers are monsters.

A Schnauzer sitting on the chair while smiling

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