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This Funny Dog Breed Guide Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Published: Jul 27, 2018 · Modified: Aug 18, 2021 by Nancy Robinson · This post may contain affiliate links

Thinking about getting a new dog but not sure which breed suits your lifestyle the best? Do not worry, artist Grace Gogarty is here to help you with her cute and funny little comics that perfectly describe the most popular dog breeds.

Vote up the funniest dog below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section.

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#1 Akita
sketch face of an Akita with handwritten - Akita, tsundere, sheds its bodyweight in fur every day, would 100% die for you.
#2 Bernese Mountain Dog
A sketch drawing of a Bernese Mountain Dog with handwritten - Bernese Mountain Dog - Social anxiety stems from not being able to be picked up anymore, had another dream you yelled at them and just wants to make it up to you.
#3 Bichon Frise
A hand drawn face of a Bichon Frise with handwritten - Bichon Frise- enchanted cloud
#4 Border Collie
A hand drawn face of a Border Collie with handwritten - Border Collie - made to be toiling in the fields, but stuck here now pure anxiety, will run until they bleed
#5 Boxers
A hand drawn face of a Boxer with hand written- Boxers - social skills with fellow dogs severely lacking, boundaries, either sleeping or freaking out
#6 Bulldog
A hand drawn face of a Bulldog with handwritten - Bulldog- I'm hungry and I don't know why, ok I forgive you, untold secrets hidden in folds.
#7 Dachshund
a hand drawn face of a Dachshund - with handwritten - Dachshund, I hope they breed me longer to I can reach the countertop...
#8 Chihuahua
A hand drawing of a Chihuahua with handwritten - Chihuahua- wants to love but doesn't know sometimes, tremble, *strangers don't interact*, could be the exact opposite ~wild cart~
#9 Doberman
A hand drawing of a Doberman with hand written- Doberman- moves and tv have lied to you, scared of even themself
#10 German Shepherd
A hand drawing of a german shepherd with handwritten German Shepherd- Did someone say bark for 4 hours again?!, only loves 1 person, still won't listen to them.
#11 Great Dane
hand drawing of a the great dane's face with hand written - Great Dane- weird horse, it's naptime again, trying real hard not to whip things off the countertop with their tail, not actually trying that hard...
#12 Basset Hound dog
A hand drawn face of a Basset Hound dog with handwritten - hound dogs- demands respect, nap game on 100%
#13 Husky
hand drawn face of a Husky with hand written - Husky - made to be treking thru 3ft of snow, living with you in Kentucky now, exercise me 6 hours every day or I'll eat this couch!!, distinguished vocalist.
#14 Labrador
a hand drawn face of a a yellow, chocolate, and black labrador with handwritten - Yellow: traded brain cells for friendliness, food machince. Chocolate: pure insanity, excudes demonic energy. Black: Loyal, holding it together for everyone.
#15 Maltese
A hand drawn face of a maltese with handwritten - Maltese- enchanted mop
#16 New found land
a hand drawn face of a new found land dog and with handwritten - New found land - Drooled out most of their brain cells, hasn't quite figured out the phrase -don't jump!, thinking bout you :)
#17 Pit bull
a hand drawn face of a smiling and scared pit bull with hand written - gentle angel baby or neurotic mess, no in between.
#18 Poodle and doodle
a hand drawn faces of Poodle and doodle with handwritten - Poodles and doodles- smart enough to know what you're saying, disregards it anyway.
#19 Pug
a hand drawn face of a Pug with hand written - Pug- please mam don't feed me at home, definitely gets fed at home, functioning mess
#20 Shih Tzu
A hand drawn face of a Shih tzu with handwritten - Shih Tzu- please hold me..., stinky, yet eternal.
#21 Yorkshire Terrier
A hand drawn face of a Yorkshire Terrier with hand written - Yorkshire Terrier- pick me up! No put me down, ahhh
#22 Gold Retriever

A hand drawn face of a Golden Retriever with hand written - Gold Retriever- every second not being pet is gonna be a problem, lvl5 clinger, would like every genre except rap and country

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