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The 10+ Strangest Questions People Ever Asked Dachshund Owners

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Here's our list of really funny questions that people ask Dachshund owners. So the next time you see a person walking their Dachshund, you might want to tease them by asking these questions, and indeed you'll have a fun conversation.

Here’s our list of really funny questions to ask Dachshund lovers. Use these questions to ask to quickly + humorously start a great conversation.

#1 Why their legs are so short?
A commenter saying- Why their legs are so short? and a photo of a Dachshund lying on the plate with bread and wine
#2 Are they still puppies?
A commenter saying - Are they still puppies? Why does his tongue always stick out? and a photo of a Dachshund with its tongue out
#3 What happened to his tail?
A commenter saying - What happened to his tail? and a photo of a Dachshund lying on the bed
#4 A miniature Golden Retriever?
A close up photo of a Dachshund and a commenter saying - If my Dachshund was my vizslas puppy. If my Dachshund was a miniature golden retriever. If my dog was part weimaraner
#5 Why he has a hump in his back?
A commenter saying - They ask me why he has a hump in his back. I just say idk he's always been that way lol and a photo of a Dachshund sitting on the grass
#6 How old is he? Almost a year?
A commenter saying - How old is he? Almost a year? and a photo of a Dachshund lying on its bed
#7 Why Max is so long?
A commenter saying - A few ask me why Max is long... what kind of dog is that? and a photo of a Dachshund on the bed
#8 What kind of dog?
A commenter saying - I have had people ask what kind of dog I have, when I say a doxie, they say no she isn't a doxies are black and brown. and a photo of a Dachshund sitting on the floor
#9 Were his legs shortened?

commenter saying - Were his legs shortened? What kinda dogs are those! Is I shave her chest. Is this a sausage dog?
#10 Miniature Dobermam?
A commenter saying - If it was a miniature doberman or rottweiler. Is he really a Dachshund is she mixed? and a photo of a Dachshund lying on the bed
#11 Do they make good house pets?

A commenter saying - Do they make good house pets? They sure aren't outside dogs. Canyon carpenter and a photo of a Dachshund in between the legs of a woman

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