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14 Reasons Golden Retrievers Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Published: Jun 25, 2023 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Golden Retrievers. We think Golden Retrievers may very well be on the top list of the worst indoor dogs ever.

This creature is a nightmare, they are terrifying, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.

To support this argument, here are 14 reasons why these creatures are the worst.

#1 They’re only using you.

a man brushing a Golden Retriever
Right there! Good job, Sir!

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
Golden Retriever adult and puppy sleeping on the couch
#3 Can’t I be any more clear?

Golden Retriever puppy sitting on the floor with a bowl in its mouth
Excuse me, it's dinner time..

#4 They pretend to be cute…
a woman holding a sleeping Golden Retriever puppy
#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

smiling Golden Retriever looking sideways
I know what you did there...

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.
Golden Retriever standing up against the countertop
#7 I told you!
Golden Retriever sitting on the floor with a take out cup in its mouth
#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

Golden Retriever hugging a kid in bed while watching the tablet with her
So, what are we watching tonight?

#9 Because they’re watching you.
two Retrievers begging
#10 Your every move.

Golden Retriever face beside the laptop's screen with cats photos
Oh, I see. But we can't afford a cat!

#11 They’re fierce.

Golden Retriever puppy chasing a ball at the beach
Ball. Ball. Ball.

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.
Golden Retriever lying on the floor with a sock in its mouth and a note
#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

Golden Retriever sitting on the floor with a ball in its mouth
Can you throw this a hundred times more? Please?

#14 How evil.

Golden Retriever inside the car
Car rides are the best!
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