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23 Best Dachshund Quotes and Sayings

Published: Jul 13, 2023 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Because of Dachshund's playful and clever personality, they have inspired so many people. Even owners would agree that there are no words enough to describe how special their Dachshunds are to them.

This is why we gathered a few famous quotes and sayings about Dachshunds that will surely touch every heart of a Dachshund parent.

#1 Heart of a Lion...
A Dachshund character and with quote - Dachshund: Heart of a Lion, Brain of a fox, Body of a sausage, bark of a Doberman!
#2 Being the owner of a Dachshunds..
photo of a man named E.B white and it's quote - Being the owner of a Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning , on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an indian club than induce a Dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something he wants to do.
#3 There is no trouble so great...
A saying - There is no trouble so great that cannot be diminished by a Dachshund kisses
#4 Happiness is doxie kisses
A quote - Happiness is doxie kisses
#5 Dachshund, emotionally unstable...
a collage photos of a Dachshund with a quote - Dachshund, emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature.
#6 I love my...
A Dachshund artwork with quote - I love my sock stealing, leash pulling, trash snacking, critter chasing, doorbell dancing, vacuum dueling, beg hogging, tissue tearing, yippy yapping Dachshund.
#7 all you need is love...
an artwork of a running Dachshund with a floating balloon and saying - all you need is love... and a long dog
#8 Love is being owned by a Dachshund.
A photo of a Dachshund with saying - Love is being owned by a Dachshund.
#9 At 4 months, you're so cute.
photo of a Dachshund and with quote - at 4 months, you're so cute. At 6 months, you ate my shoes! At 1 yr, you went potty inside again! At 2 yrs, you have so much energy! At 5 yrs, you're my best friend. At 9 yrs, you just get me. At 15 yrs, I'd do it all over again if that means bringing you back.
#10 It's not a party until the wiener.
A saying - It's not a party until the wiener comes out!
#11 Dachshunds are like potato chips...
three Dachshunds artwork with saying - Dachshunds are like potato chips, you have just one.
#12 Never underestimate
A Dachshund photo with quote - Never underestimate an old woman with a Dachshund
#13 There is 100% chance...
A Dachshund character with florals and with quote - There is a 100% chance I'd rather be at home with my Dachshund
#14 Big on love.
two Dachshund artworks in a heart with saying - Dachshund dog short on legs big on love
#15 So my Dachshund can have a better life.
A Dachshund queen artwork with quote - I work hard so my Dachshund can live a better life
#16 Behind every great person...
A saying - Behind every great person there is a great Dachshund
#17 He sat down and smiled.
photo of a Dachshund and with quote - The day that God created Dachshunds. He sat down and smiled
#18 Blessed is the person...
A photo of a Dachshund at the beach with quote- Blessed is the person who has earned the love of a Dachshund.
#19 but never break your heart.
An artwork of a Dachshund biting a shoe with saying - A Dachshund can destroy your shoes but never break your heart
#20 I'm a baby.
photo of a Dachshund and with saying - I'm telling you I'm not a Dachshund, my mom said I'm a baby and mom is always right.
#21 I know I'm just a dog...
An artwork of a Dachshund with quote - I know I'm just a dog but.. If you feel sad, I'll be your smile. If you cry, I'll be your comfort and if someone breaks your heart, we can use mine to live. I'll always be by your side.
#22 I googled...
A Dachshund photo with a quote - I googled my symptoms turned out I just need a Dachshund
#23 did not own a Dachshund..

A quote - The inventor of the doorbell did not own a Dachshund.

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