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14 Signs You Are A Crazy Border Collie Person

Published: May 17, 2018 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Are you wondering if your obsession with Border Collie is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 14 signs that you are a crazy Border Collie Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up no denying that you are indeed a crazy Border Collie Person! We might as well diagnose you with OBCD (Obsessive Border Collie Disorder) and are proud of it!

#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your border collies…

Border Collie puppy in the swing
Weee!! Swing!

#2 …because your border collie is your child.

Border Collie dog in a push cart looking at stuffed toys
Best day ever!

#3 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

carrying Border Collie puppies
Cuteness overload!

#4 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a border collie you MUST say hello to him.

Border Collie with its bowl in its mouth and showing its begging eyes
Don't you think it's time for my lunch?

#5 Border collies flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy border collie person.
pack of Border Collie at the farm sitting on top of bales of hay mulch
#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your border collie.

Border Collie on its owners shoulders
Hi, there!

#7 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your border collies.

two Border Collie resting on the grass
Happy day!

#8 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your border collie is too painful.

Border Collie dog sitting on the carpet
Time for my afterwalk please

#9 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future border collies.
Border Collie puppy biting its stuffed toy on the couch
#10 This is your ideal family dinner.

Border Collie sitting on a chair in the garden with its paws touching the cup in the table
Can't start a day without coffee.

#11 You are a hit with every border collie you meet.

Border Collie dog smiling on the side of the couch while its hand is on its owners feet
Hello! Can you make me breakfast?

#12 You spend tons of money on border collie toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

Border Collie sitting on the stairs with toys scattered around
No such thing as too many toys!

#13 So even though people might think you’re little nuts…

Border Collie and its owner in shock face selfie
Selfie!

#14 …it doesn’t matter, because border collies know you’re great!

smiling Border Collie
Smiling looks good on you!
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