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13 Signs You Are A Crazy German Shepherd Person

Published: Aug 28, 2020 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Are you wondering if your obsession with German Shepherds is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 13 signs that you are a crazy German Shepherd Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up no denying that you are indeed a crazy German Shepherd Person! We might as well diagnose you with OGSD (Obsessive German Shepherd Disorder) and are proud of it!

#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your German Shepherds…

German Shepherd puppy in swing
A little push, please?

#2 …because your German Shepherd is your child.
German Shepherd puppy in a man's arms
#3 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a German Shepherd you MUST say hello to him.

German Shepherd puppy sitting on the green grass giving a paw
High-five!

#4 German Shepherds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy German Shepherd person.
German Shepherd pack outdoors in snow
#5 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
girl carrying three German Shepherd puppies
#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your German Shepherd.
girl kissing the nose of the German Shepherd
#7 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future German Shepherds.

German Shepherd puppy sitting on the green grass
Afternoon walkies are the best!

#8 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your German Shepherd is too painful.
German Shepherd in the snow with its begging face
#9 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your German Shepherds.
jumping German Shepherd dogs in the backyard
#10 You are a hit with every German Shepherd you meet.
girl hugging German Shepherd dog while standing up
#11 You spend tons of money on German Shepherd toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

German Shepherd puppy sitting on the floor with a toy in its mouth
Wanna play?

#12 So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
a man taking a selfie with a German Shepherd dog
#13 …it doesn’t matter, because German Shepherds know you’re great!

German Shepherd sitting on the floor while smiling
Say, treats!
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