23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis

#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

#12 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.