23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Basset Hounds

#11 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#12 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

#13 Basset Hounds are a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#14 Basset Hounds are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#15 And Basset Hounds are CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.