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20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Labradoodles

#7 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

#8 And they can’t even dance well.

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#10 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#11 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#12 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.