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16 Things Only Dachshund Parents Understand

Published: Jul 1, 2019 · Modified: Apr 8, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

They look weird, and they act even weirder. It’s a doxie thing. Every Dachshund parent would agree!

Here are lists of 16 things only Dachshund parents understand, tell us how many on the list are true to you.

#1 They don’t shut up.
Dachshund on the couch with its bunny stuffed toy
#2 Say goodbye to your neatly kept lawn.
brown Dachshund lying on the green grass
#3 You have to constantly check blankets. Sweaters. Under cushions.
Dachshund wrapped in blanket while sleeping in bed
#4 Turbo wiener!
brown Dachshund running in water
#5 They can JUMP.
brown Dachshund hopping at the park
#6 They give the word stubborn a new definition.
Dachshund puppy on its bed with its tug toy and ball
#7 Well, think of what they eat. Not what you feed them. WHAT THEY EAT.
Dachshund lying on the bed
#8 They have one thought: food
Dachshund with a banana peel on top of its head
#9 Bath time? Not a problem.
Dachshund taking a bath in the bathtub
#10 Their smiles are contagious.
Dachshund puppy snuggled up in its white blanket
#11 Even their ears are always happy!
brown Dachshund lying on top of a brown checkered blanket on the floor
#12 They’ll laugh at any joke you tell them.
happy brown Dachshund closing its eyes while its tongue is sticking out
#13 They’ll even help you with your landscaping.
Dachshund digging in the garden
#14 They find joy in the little things in life.
Dachshund carrying a white stuffed toy in its mouth
#15 They’re there for you in the most awkward of times. AND they don’t judge.
brown Dachshund biting an empty roll of tissue paper
#16 Once you go Dach, you don’t go back.

Dachshund taking a walk in the yard

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