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16 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Great Danes

#1 Firstly, Great Danes are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 They are very bad around children.

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

#6 Also they’re messy. Really messy.