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16 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Great Danes

Published: May 15, 2022 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed Great Danes.

Look at how horrible they are! With their big heads and massive body, they are absolutely a threat to any home.

To prove this argument here 16 reasons why you should never own such scrary creatures.

#1 Firstly, Great Danes are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

Great Dane dog with torn pieces of tissue paper on the floor
I regret nothing..

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

group of Great Danes staring
Look at her taking a bite

#3 They are very bad around children.

little girl hugging Great Dane dog
*hugs*

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

gray Great Dane puppy

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

Great Dane puppy sitting on the stairs
Where you going? I'm coming with you.

#6 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

Great Dane dog digging up mud
I'm pretty sure I saw a fish here!

#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

Great Dane dog resting on the sofa in weird position
Just tired..

#8 Not only will they fail to protect you, they’ll also actively steal your food!

Great Dane dog licking ice cream
Must.Lick.Icecream!

#9 And they can’t even dance well.

Great Dane dancing with a human
Anyone can dance!

#10 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

Great Dane dog in bed with its tongue sticking out

#11 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

Great Dane dog in the table looking out the window
You nosy neighbors!

#12 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

Great Dane wearing a fashionable sunglasses while sitting in the car
Classic.

#13 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

Dane dog sleeping while sitting on a couch
Sooo done with this week.

#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

Great Dane begging face
Are you going to eat that?

#15 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Great Dane.

two Great Danes resting on sofa
Really..

#16 Don’t get a Great Dane if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

Great Dane puppy sitting outside in front of the door
Are you just going to stand there and leave me outside?
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