15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own English Mastiffs

#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#8 They’re a huge problem, because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#9 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#10 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#11 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#12 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.