14 Reasons Dobermans Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

#7 I told you!

  1. don’t they all. When I’m baking cookies of any kind, one of the kitchen rugs usually has a dog laying in wait. Ya know, just in case I drop one.

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

#9 Because they’re watching you.

#10 Your every move.