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14 Reasons Dachshunds Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

Published: Sep 4, 2020 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Introducing another threatening species: Dachshunds . We think Dachshunds may very well be on top of the worst dog breed of all time.

We are warning you, do NOT let this little pooch with their cute appearance manipulate you into adopting them.

Here are 14 reasons Dachshunds are the worst indoor dog breed of all time. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 They’re only using you.

Dachshund puppy taking a bath with full of bubbles
Well okay... bubbles are cute

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
two Dachshund sleeping beside each other
#3 Can’t I be any more clear?
brown Dachshund in a backpack
#4 They pretend to be cute…

Dachshund dog looking up with adorable eyes
Pretty please?

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.
Dachshund with suspicious eyes while sitting on the car
#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

Dachshund with torn tissue paper
I thought of helping you save tissue paper so I tore it to pieces to last longer..

#7 I told you!

Dachshund with angry eyes and torn to pieces slippers
Not guilty...

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

Dachshund face beside the laptop screen
Excuse me but what are you watching? Can I watch it too?

#9 Because they’re watching you.
Dachshund under the bed
#10 Your every move.

Dachshund face on top of the open book
No alone time!

#11 They’re fierce.

Dachshund eating the face of another Dachshund
Your first kiss be like...

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

Dachshund inside your shorts in the toilet
I'm coming with you, even when you poop.

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?
Dachshund dog adorable face
#14 How evil.

Dachshund with its paws on its owners hand

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