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14 Reasons Dachshunds Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are

Published: Feb 25, 2023 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals. They aren't friendly at all!

For those who think otherwise, we've decided to forward proof to support this argument.

Here are 14 reasons why Dachshunds are not the friendly dogs everyone says they are.

#1 They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You.

Dachshund sleeping on its back on the couch while its arms are touching its paws
This is how you medidate...

#2 You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes.

Dachshund standing on the floor while smiling
I'm so happy you're back!

#3 Can You Feel It?

Dachshund lying on the couch while smiling
Can I have a biscuit too?

#4 It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred.

Dachshund lying on its bed while looking up and smiling with its adorable face
Ready for my bedtime story.

#5 They Really Hate Being In Water.

Dachshund swimming in the water
Send help!

#6 And Hate Being With You.

Dachshund lying on the bed while its paw is on its mouth
New snack!

#7 Like Really Hate Being With You.

adorable Dachshund puppy in the arms of a man
Tell me I'm cute!

#8 They Can’t Make Friends.

two Dachshunds snuggled up sleeping beside a Weimaraner dog
We think we found our real mom...

#9 It’s Not In Their Nature.

Dachshund sleeping on the bed while a cat is hugging him from behind
Cllingy cat

#10 Seriously!

Dachshund lying on the ground with its face leaning against the face of a big dog
New found friend!

#11 They’ll Ruin Your Lives.

Dachshund caught digging a hole
What are you looking at?

#12 They Can’t Take A Joke.

Dachshund standing up on top of a woman's lap while leaning on the steering wheel inside the car
Where to?

#13 So Don’t Laugh At Them.

Dachshund standing on the floor with a torn tissue paper
A gift for you, from me!

#14 Who would Want A Dog Like That?

Dachshund sitting on the floor while biting thee ears of another Dachshund
Are you just gonna stand there?
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