14 Reasons Dachshunds Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are

so true!!!!! they ONLY pretend to sleep…. their eyes are closed, they’re curled up tight against you, but it’s ONLY to lead you astray!!!! They aren’t sleeping behind those eyes ~ they use their cuteness to their advantage! to trick you!

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sooo sooooo true! Again, using their cuteness to their advantage, they lead you astray. “Hmmmm!” they think, “These humans can’t see beyond my adorableness & before long, I’ll be in total control!”

Oh Yeah!!!!!!!! The stare down! They mesmerize! “Look into my eyes ~ You are getting sleepy! Before you know it, you’ll be under my spell!”

“You know you can’t resist! Come on! Human! Pick me up!”

“MMMMmmm! Spa day!! A lil more warm water if you please!”