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12 Signs You Are a Crazy Dachshund Person

#1 …because your dachshund is your child

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#2 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your dachshund is too painful

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#3 You spend tons of money on dachshund toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused

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#4 This is your ideal family dinner

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#5 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a dachshund you MUST say hello to him