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12 Signs You Are a Crazy Dachshund Person

Published: Nov 16, 2018 · Modified: Sep 15, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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Are you wondering if your obsession with Dachshunds is healthy, or you may be, in fact, going to a crazy level?

Here are 12 signs that you are a crazy Dachshund Person. If you find yourself relating to more than a few of these points, then you are straight up with no denying that you are indeed a crazy Dachshund Person! We might as well diagnose you with ODD (Obsessive Dachshund Disorder) and are proud of it!

#1 …because your dachshund is your child
A man carrying a kid and a Dachshund
#2 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your dachshund is too painful
A Dachshund lying on the floor with its begging mads
#3 You spend tons of money on dachshund toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused
A Dachshund puppy sleeping on bed
#4 This is your ideal family dinner
two Dachshunds sitting at the table
#5 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a dachshund you MUST say hello to him
A Dachshund standing behind the fence
#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your dachshund
A Dachshund puppy in the arms of a man
#7 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future
two Dachshund puppies sitting on the lap of a man sitting on the couch
#8 Dachshunds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy dachshund person
seven Dachshund standing on the pavement
#9 You are a hit with every dachshund you meet
A Dachshund standing in the flower garden while smiling
#10 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your dachshunds
A Dachshund jumping in the sand
#11 Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds…
A Dachshund puppy sitting in the swing at the park
#12 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future dachshunds

A Dachshund puppy in the backyard

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