Border Collies rule you, not the other way around. If you truly love them, these are the rules you should never break.
#1 The Border Collie is not allowed in the house.
#2 Okay, the Border Collie is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
#3 Okay, the Border Collie is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
#4 All right, the Border Collie is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
#5 The Border Collie can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
#6 The Border Collie can sleep under the covers every night.
#7 Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Border Collie.
#8 Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks, toys, and underwear will do, too.
#9 Leave an empty plastic water bottle (with label and top removed)
#10 Leave rope toys!
#11 Leave incredibly annoying squeaky toys!
#12 Of course the first thing I’ll need is a Frisbee!
