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12 Rules Border Collies Have For You

Published: Mar 17, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

Border Collies rule you, not the other way around. If you truly love them, these are the rules you should never break.

#1 The Border Collie is not allowed in the house.

 Border Collie sitting in an orange couch
Sitting pretty on my throne

#2 Okay, the Border Collie is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

 Border Collie sleeping on a couch in a weird position
Stiff neck who?

#3 Okay, the Border Collie is allowed on all furniture, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

 Border Collie sleeping on the bed hugging its sheep toy
Sleep now destroy later

#4 All right, the Border Collie is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.

 Border Collie side look
Guess where I peed..

#5 The Border Collie can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.

smiling Border Collie in bed
Wake up, I'm hungry!!

#6 The Border Collie can sleep under the covers every night.

 Border Collie dog lying on a sofa covered in a red fluffy blanket
I rule this couch

#7 Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Border Collie.

 Border Collie dog beside the bed staring
Time for my daily walks, please

#8 Leave one pair of stinky shoes out per day for me to chew on. Stinsocks, toys, and underwear will do, too.

 Border Collie puppy with a shoe
Chewed up your shoes so that you no longer have to leave.

#9 Leave an empty plastic water bottle (with label and top removed)

 Border Collie in the garden with a plastic bottle in the grass

#10 Leave rope toys!

 Border Collie puppy in the grass chewing its toy
Thanks for my toy, mom!

#11 Leave incredibly annoying squeaky toys!

 Border Collie standing in the stairs with toys
I wonder which one I'll destroy first...

#12 Of course the first thing I’ll need is a Frisbee!

 Border Collie dog playing fetch
Extreme fetch!

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