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12 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Sloths

Published: Mar 10, 2021 by Mary Clark · This post may contain affiliate links

Introducing another threatening species: Sloth. Sloths sleep all day, every day, and spend much of their time living in the canopy, making them the most boring creatures.

Here are 14 reasons why you should never own Sloths. Hopefully, you won't let our efforts in vain.

#1 From the moment they are born they are just terrifying…
little Sloth hanging upside down
#2 They’re just horrible, right?
smiling Sloth
#3 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
Sloth with a sloth stuffed toy
#4 They are very bad around children.
a kid holding a sloth
#5 They also actively steal your food!
a sloth sticking its tongue out
#6 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
sloth mama carrying a sloth baby sticking its tongue out
#7 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
smiling sloth hugging a stuffed toy
#8 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

sleeping sloth under the blanket
Sloths only sleep about 10 hours a day (that's less than most of you!)

#9 And they don’t understand anything.
Sloth standing on the bathroom bowl
#10 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
cute smiling Sloth
#11 Sloths are NOT wonderful swimmers.
Sloth in the pool
#12 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

Sloth sitting on a fence

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