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12 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Golden Retrievers

Published: Dec 13, 2018 · Modified: May 7, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

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If you are planning to adopt a puppy, get any breed EXCEPT Golden Retrievers. We think they may very well be on the top list of the worst dogs ever.

This creature is a nightmare, they are terrifying, and we want to save you from making a horrific mistake.

To support this argument, we have decided to list 14 reasons why you should never own Golden Retrievers.

Table of Contents

  • #1 From the moment they are born they are just terrifying…
  • #2 You never know when Golden Retrievers take a break
  • #3 These dogs don’t like playing… #4 Golden Retrievers will never make you laugh… #5 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
  • #6 They can’t even dance well.
  • #7 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
  • #8 They can often be spotted in scary gangs… #9 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
  • #10 They’re messy. Really messy. #11 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
  • #12 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

#1 From the moment they are born they are just terrifying…

three smiling Golden Retriever puppies
This is what you call "Golden Smile!"

#2 You never know when Golden Retrievers take a break

Golden Retriever sleeping in the boat
Nap time...

#3 These dogs don’t like playing…
Golden Retriever puppy crawling under the tennis net trying to get the ball
#4 Golden Retrievers will never make you laugh…
Golden Retriever digging a hole in the sand
#5 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

Golden Retriever lying down on the floor with a sock
This makes a good chew toy!

#6 They can’t even dance well.

Golden Retriever standing up in snow
Anyone can dance!

#7 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

Golden Retriever puppy standing behind the mesh fence fabric fence in the backseat
Are we going to the pet store?

#8 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
Golden Retriever pack in the backyard
#9 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

girl belly rubbing a Golden Retriever puppy in between her legs on the bed
Belly tickles..

#10 They’re messy. Really messy.
Golden Retriever in mud
#11 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

Golden Retriever in the driver's seat
Get in! I got this!

#12 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

two Golden Retrievers wearing heart shaped sunglasses
Summer feels.
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