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12 Reasons Great Danes Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are

Published: Nov 23, 2018 · Modified: Mar 27, 2021 by Karen Flores · This post may contain affiliate links

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Great Danes are atrocious animals and not very friendly at all! Those who think otherwise obviously don't know the whole truth about them.

To support this argument, we have decided to list 14 reasons why Great Danes are not the friendly dogs everyone says they are.

#1 They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You

Great Dane dog sleeping on the sofa chair
Wake me up when it's the weekend...

#2 You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes.

Great Dane dog resting on the floor with its sad face
Can I have a bite too, please?

#3 Can You Feel It?

Great Dane dog lying on the ground with funny face
swelpi mom!

#4 It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred.

Great Dane dog with its tongue sitcking out

#5 They Really Hate Being In Water.

Great Dane dog lying on the kiddie pool
It will be fun they said...

#6 And Hate Being With You.

big Great Dane dog sleeping on its owner's lap
Your baby dog fur-ever!

#7 Like Really Hate Being With You.

Great Dane dog dancing with a girl in the yard

#8 They Can’t Make Friends.

Great Dane dog sleeping on the floor with its friends

#9 It’s Not In Their Nature.

Great Dane dog lying on the grass with chicken around

#10 Seriously!

deer licking the face of a Great Dane dog
Meet my new friends!

#11 They Can’t Take A Joke.

Great Dane dog lying on the couch
What.. I'm watching tv

#12 So Don’t Laugh At Them.

Great Dane dog at the park with its upper body on the grass while its butt is up
Emergerd!
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